Today's to-do list.
1-Hypnotize cat into foot warming snack fetcher.
2-Finish memorizing the Gettysburg Address as promised to 7 th grade teacher.
3-Open "Teach Yourself Belly Dance" video. Close shades.
4-Transport dryer lint wad to attic for added insulation benefits.
5-#69 from "The Joy of Cooking." Osso Busso .(come up with innocent sounding description for calf calve.)
6-Find the perfect chocolate covered fathers day gift. Wrap in crumpled paper, shove in mailbox. Call hubby, inform him his gift has finally arrived. Open and taste to make certain it is still good.
7-Get pesky restraining orders lifted.
8- Write thank you letter to life coach. Set on fire and use to smudge the failure stink off self.
8-Decide which kid(s) to sell to the gypsies.
8-Phone in sick. Time how long it takes boss to realize in his panic I'm not scheduled.
9-Practice counting skills.
10-Revise semi hostile chicken coup. (go ahead, try to figure that one out.)
11- Sit down kids, tell them of their true father. Call the Rock and demand back child support.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
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3 comments:
I'm all over #4. I clean the lint filter at least once a month. My mom always put the lint wad outside for birds to use as nesting material.
As for #5- I love the way they take something evil sounding like "lower leg of innocent doe-eyed baby cow" and convert it into something incomprehensible like osso bucco or veal shanks.
My husband asked me to ask you- does that place where you work have a program for NutGoodie addiction?
#3 - Hmmm...I'll trade you the belly dance video for an unopened NYC Ballet workout DVD. Something tells me the belly dance one might be slightly less humiliating.
#8 - You can't play favorites, silly. Sell them all, lest they whine that their sibling always gets to do the cool stuff.
Maybe...you have chickens that aren't getting along? So you are constructing/improving an area/shed to separate them? Our chicken problem is the one (of three) "hens" that turned out to be a rooster. Problem is, said rooster is in the city limits! Bummer.
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